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Gossip - The one thing we all talk about each and everyday without realizing it. That's what this page is mainly about. Today our subject is - Amanda Mystery. Rumors, as well as solid facts that Amanda Mystery is a lesbian have been soaring through the school faster than the owls in at Post Time. It is rumored that Amanda Mystery and Skye Winters, fellow Slytherin student were "getting it on" in the restricted section of the library last Thursday. I have had numerous students support my statement. "I was reading up on how to defend yourself from curses and jinxes when I heard moaning in the back of the restricted section. I removed a book from the shelf to peek through and saw the most disturbing scene I have ever seen. I wish to discuss it no more..." - Anonymous Amanda Mystery is also rumored to have been planning to take OWLs to allow her to make a profession in the "Prostitute" job position.
Our second section of the Features section talks about Professor Alaine Frost and Professor Schray Schubert. Professor Schubert and Professor Frost have been seen together a lot lately . A connection, perhaps? A Ravenclaw First Year states he saw Schubert talking with Frost in the corridors on a weekend, and then went to the staffroom for some conversation. More to come on this mysterious pattern with Professors Frost and Schubert. |